Me: What's your middle name?
Ziggy: I have an English name, a Spanish name, a French name, and an American name.
Me: What's your English name?
Ziggy: Ziggy.
Me: What's your Spanish name?
Ziggy: Ziggy Arguello.
Me: What's your French name?
Ziggy: I don't know. I don't know French. You tell me.
Me (with a French accent): Ziggy Joaquin Arguello.
Ziggy: No, that's not it. It's not Ziggy Joaqmmmm Arguello. That's my normal name from when I was a baby. Tell me my French name!
Me: Jacques.
Ziggy: Yeah, that's it. You forgot my American name.
Me: Bud.
Ziggy: Yeah. That's it.
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