Ziggy: How do you kill candy fairies?
Me: How do you kill what?
Ziggy: Candy fairies.
Me: What are candy fairies?
Ziggy: You know. The fairies that ate all my candy on Halloween.
Me: Oooooohhhh. (This is the moment I realize the candy fairies are me. That's the story I told him on the day after Halloween when his candy haul was mysteriously and greatly diminished.)
1 comment:
Lol! We have one of those too.
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